Hey fawkers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introductions

[Mud Lite]

Hey fawkers, introductions are here.

Bring it awn!!!!

[Fullload]

Hey Mudlite your a newbie ha ha ha

[gordZuki]

i'd be the most current northerner on the board ... until someone moves back home :-)

anyhoot ... gord here and i be from kirkland lake

[Mud Lite]

I think we should do something about that, how do I get Moderator privaledges?????

Come on Tony, let me kick some newbie ass!!!!!!

I'm not worthy of newbie static :-)

[gordZuki]

and mud lite is off to the races

[Mud Lite]

No race. Just have little time to post.

:-)

[MuddMachine]

Well look at that, MudLite a newbie ??? :eek:

[Mud Lite]

Well you have two ways to fix that.

1. put up with my shit for the next 100 posts

2. make me a moderator :-)

[Fullload]

Looks like i hit a nerve. Oh just to rub it it Bud. i am a moderator (i'm gonna get my ass kicked at calabogie for that one aren't i?)

[Mud Lite]

I'm the one handing out awards :-)

Also dishing out SX hood prints Bwahahahahahaha

want one?

[gordZuki]

a hood print that is ... i don't deserve a moderator spot yet ... unless ... muddmachine favours those with LWB's ha ha ha ha ha

[Mud Lite]

do you know what is involved with the hood print?

:-)

[gordZuki]

yep ... i've only got a few character dents ... and to get one from a zuk god such as yourself would be such and honour

[Mister]

I'm Mister close friend of Muddmachine and company,dont know alot about zooks but learning as we go,looking to gain some knowledge from the experts here.If I can help anyone out with pc issues,software problems,satellite issues,PM me for sat issues I will respond to pms on this issue only.take care and lets be careful out there.

[Mudslug]

Hello, my name is Mudslug and I am a fourbyaholic.....

I have been fourbying for years and i just can't stop which is why I have come to this support group...because you're all almost as sick as me!!

[Fullload]

Could not have been better put myself Mudslug. Wonder what the first step of the 13 steps will be? How about starting a new thread with "the thirteen steps" to becomeing a hard core wheeler?

[vanbdan]

hey guys,im a web wheeler,with two offroad wrecks.(does sitting on blocks count as offroad?)...Some day ill get the 10%,but untill then ,ill get shit for not getting off my ass and building it.see ya on the trails...i'm the guy in the little beat stocker,that just went where you went!!!:D

[Dxray]

Will it work?

[Mister]

IS this you


You know you are a gearhead when....

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- Your belt buckle was made by Slick Rock Enterprises.
- The belt it's on has a 20,000 lb tow capacity.
- When your kid spills their tricycle and bends the rear axle, you automatically reach for your Currie Enterprises catalog...
- When your wife says she's expecting and Ultrasound shows it's a boy, you insist the name will be "Dana Spicer".
- When you go to the supermarket, you never buy less than 5 bananas at one time.
- When you go to the bathroom, you always take a parts catalog.
- When the work on your 4x is never done.
- When people ask you how much your rig cost and you just laugh.
- People ask: "how you'd get all those dents" Your reply: There not dents there works of art.
- You spent 4-6hrs saturday to buy sparkplugs but came home with a spare CJ and a lift for your F-150.
- Your new found friend called about parts for sale. "your SO thought you're going to have a clean yard" And you ended up trading for a rusted out FJ40. HE stayed for dinner too.
- You dismiss a Lambourghini Diablo as a potential vehicle solely on it's obvious lack of ground clearance and poor approach/depart angles.
- You see earth-moving equipment with their mondo terrain tires and think to yourself, "Yeah, I could make 'em fit."
- The only 44" measurement that excites you is a tire diameter.
- You watch Monster Trucks on TSN and get some good ideas for your own rig.
- You and your child build a soap box racer, take it to a race and it's the only one there with Nerf Bars and a winch.
- You see earth-moving equipment and you fantasize about how much easier it would have been to get *that* down the last trail you were on than your current 4x4.
- You can determine the angle of your vehicle by the reactions of your spouse.
- When you have to move your toolbox from the passenger floor (it's usual location) so that someone can ride with you.
- You think your rig looks better dirty than clean, and it does...!
- You've changed the stock gears to lower ones, then added lockers or posi's, then you changed axles altogether and did it all over again.....
- Your truck has been lifted at least a couple of times, and you've broken more parts than you can remember because you've been wheeling so long..... And you can recite the part numbers by heart without looking into the catalogs...
- You're never quite happy with the motors tourque numbers so you keep upgrading and upgrading until you finally go for the big block...... Then, you work on that one...
- The 'accessories' on other trucks are neccessities on your truck. Your offroad lights actually work, you can turn the 38" tires better now than when the truck had stock 29's because of the 5.38's and 460, the rollcage/rollbar is welded to the frame and not bolted to the bed, you actually have gas in the spare gas can, the CB antennae is actually hooked up to a CB, your'e towhooks are bent from use and still hanging in there, your'e yellow snatch-em straps are a perminent color of light brown from the hundreds of times the have been used in the mud....
- You love the smell of gear oil...
- You have enough spare parts in your garage to build a complete vehicle, although it would be unrecognizable.
- You like the sunny days but live for the rainy, snowy sloppy days because that is when wheeling is the most fun.....
- You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off your truck.....
- You have a utility trailer that is lifted so you can pull it behind your lifted truck.... And it has 33's on it.....
- You went ahead and spent the farm on the winch because you know that sooner or later, you'll need it again, and again, and again....
- When driving around town, you have to stop every 5 minutes to pee, and you DON'T have a bad bladder.(I mean, really drive "AROUND" town).
- You think that an Airline is something that connects your differential to the air compressor.
- You buy a new house and you make sure that it does NOT have a paved driveway.
- It has occurred to you that french fries would probably not be bad if cooked in 90-weight oil.
- You bungee-strap your *jacket* to the seat - In the event of a roll-over.
- You've put a skid plate on your dog's belly when you take it for a "stroll".
- You think that "501s" are a great gear ratio for radical wheelin'.
- You think that, to the wife's disbelief, that "one more truck" is not one too many.
- You put padding around your stick shifts, your roll bars - AND your rear-view mirror.
- When you come in from the garage and your granddaughter (ok, you can stop laughting now ;-) says, "Papa Rick, you're too dirty to sit on the couch".
- When you start wondering how much lift and what brand of lockers you want to install when your daughter's stroller bogs down in the gravel driveway.
- You break into a cold sweat when your workout partner at the gym says "Here, take my locker- I can't use it."
- You know you're a 4Xgearhead when you read the Offroad Digest BEFORE you read your company e-mail, first thing in the morning ...
- When you can remember the exact day you bought your rig, but forgot about the number of years you have been married.
- When she says she has her period, you immediately start thinking when your rig is scheduled for oil change.
- When she mentiones protection, you start calling your Rhino liner dealer.
- When your friends start talking about skiing, you wonder where you left that snowplough from last winter.:D :D :D

[Twinkie]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

:D

[Fullload]

That was quite the letter that you have. It brought back so many memories and I even think i shed a tear

[DasZuk]

Another intro here...
Just little old me from Hamilton,
Looking forward to meeting a bunch of new faces at SuziCan this year, We're definitely going to be there, already booked the time off work, and am now working on Kelly's truck, so maybe (hopefully) even have two trucks going... (still gotta see if I can get an LJ together that would be super sweet !)

Gerry, aka
DasZuk,
http://suzitrails.ca

[MuddMachine]

Good to have ya aboard Gerry, how did you find zookpower.ca ? Lookin forward to checkin out your LJ so bust your ass and get it done for Suzican :D

[DasZuk]

Found Zookpower in a round about way... was looking at something on the BC4x4 suzuki board and there was a reference to photos of head porting and stuff with a zukpower url... I just wandered a bit further.
As fer the LJ(s) the first one is for Kelly, that will be a Tin top, and pretty much stock except for a SPOA and 31's - When the RootMoose and I were going through my collection of LJ's in his rusty field of screams I found a little camo coloured soft top that is going to be my play toy this summer... Sam engine/tranny/t-case with sidedraft mikunis, and a 4:1 gearset in the Tcase, and hybrid Kick axles underneath... It will be a fun machine !
Gerry

[SuziCrazy]

Hey all finally found this place.. nice to see everyone here..

[SuziCrazy]

Oh and BTW Had a blast at SuziCan 2003!!!!

[drtysuzuk]

I can only hope and pray that one day i too will make it to the top of pinion pass! Great job on saturday your truck is wat too cool!!!
drtysuzuk:yike

[drtysuzuk]

I can only hope and pray that one day i too will make it to the top of pinion pass! Great job on saturday your truck is wat too cool!!!
drtysuzuk:yike

[drtysuzuk]

I can only hope and pray that one day i too will make it to the top of pinion pass! Great job on saturday your truck is way too cool!!!
drtysuzuk:yike

[MuddMachine]

Glad all you guys made it to Zookpower. Im the guy with the silver LWB, im sure I met a bunch of yous this year and last year at Suzican. And I hope to see everyone next year too :D

[Silentjim]

Hello gents, just another newbie looking for a 4x4 of my own. I've been wheeling a YJ (gasp!) but it's a loaner, need something of my own that can take some abuse. Found this place off of Pirate 4x4.

Anyone got a dirt cheap Zuk they want to sell to a newbie?

[Twinkie]

Take a look at the For Sale section...

As well there may be one for sale HERE. (http://parts.moose.ca)

[Twinkie]

as posted on the OVO (http://ovo.ca) Classified's:

Name: Pete (Homepage)
Country: Ottawa/Canada Date: Mon Jul 14 16:43:20 2003
Comment: 1988 Samurai, rebuilt 1991 1.6 (apx 15000km), ISKY cam, SPOA, 3 tops(hard,soft,bikini), 2 sets of tires (31" mudders and 235 A/Ts) extended brake lines, bush bar, original carpet still in great shape, body is good shape, e-brake works, little to safety...many spare parts asking $2900 OBO must sell getting married!!!!! MAKE AN OFFER!!
email or leave message 736-1234

[Silentjim]

Thanks!

:beer:

[MuddMachine]

Welcome SilentJim..... as far as the debate, it's over, Zooks rule :beer:

[rockrat]

Hey Guys just Found your site looks good Ill stick around
-Scott

[MuddMachine]

Rockrat- Glad ya made it, welcome to zookpower :beer: